OK, OK, some Q and A:
Question: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Answer: Nobody knows. No one has ever seen a man do it.
The Brinton Museum will present The Brinton 101, a holiday art event which will open Nov. 9. It’ll feature more than 300 small works of exceptional fine art in a variety of media. Always a festive exhibit, it’s formerly known as the Small Works Show. Local artists who will be featured include Joel Ostlind, Carrie Ballantyne, Neltje, Allen Lawson. The show will run through Dec. 7.
Good stuff, this.
One more dose of ink for the “Monk at 100” concert at the Whitney Center for the Arts at Sheridan College Saturday night. PUBLIQuartet of New York City, the current quartet-in-residence at the Metropolitan Museum of Art whose resume includes Carnegie Hall and the Newport Jazz Festival, are the featured artists. The concert will celebrate the music of Thelonius Monk (1917-1982), one of the most influential composers and jazz pianists. The New York Times praised PUBLIQuartet as one of the most “independent minded” groups in music today.
The concert begins at 7 p.m.
The fall/winter edition of Destination Sheridan is out and about throughout Sheridan County and tourism centers in Montana, Wyoming and South Dakota. It’s 108 pages of everything Sheridan with features, photojournalism, local marketing; plus, stories about road trips, wildlife and winter mountain retreats. It’s free and available on local news racks.
Good to send, too, to friends and relatives.
“You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I’m mad at him?”
— Bill O’Reilly, celebrity and snowflake, on the payout of a $32 million sexual harassment settlement to Lis Wiehl, a Fox News legal analyst, from a period of 15 years.
“My feet are cold!” the wife says to the husband.
“Well,” he replies, “all you have to do is go to bed and have a brick at your feet.”
“I tried that,” she said.
“Did you get the brick hot?”
“Get it hot? It took all night just to get it warm.”